From structural weaknesses to learning target routines, everything you can need to pull off a successful job is available to you, as long as you have a little patience and do your due diligence. ![]() When scouting or casing a location, you can find some subtle (and not so subtle) hints that will show you weak points and interesting setups so you can pull off the heist. These jobs can have you doing anything from breaking dishes or other property, to stealing sports cars, but regardless of the heist, the first thing you'll do before a job is case the place. When you aren't skulking about looking for your next smash and grab, you'll be getting specific missions from your contact, Vinny. Thief Simulator really makes you feel like a crook on the prowl- you have free reign to stalk the streets, checking out houses and looking for potential weak points to commit crimes. This game is more polished and fun than I could have hoped for. You progress through the game via "story missions", but really the missions (or "jobs") are just that missions with no real story involved at all. You assume the role of an ex-con who has been bailed out of jail by a stereotypical crime family (so intentionally cliche, in fact, that there's a guy named "Vinny" who calls you on your phone and gives you 'jobs'), and you have to successfully case houses, commit theft, and get away with the crime. There isn't much of a story when it comes to Thief Simulator. ![]() That being said, crowbars up, let's get started. THEFT IS ILLEGAL, THEFT IS A CRIME, AND YOU WILL GET CAUGHT. THIS IS JUST A GAME, NOT A SUGGESTION OR A PRIMER ON BEING A THIEF. Put on your ski mask and slip into your favorite leather jacket, it's time for some thieving! First and foremost, I want to say in no uncertain terms DO NOT DO THE THINGS YOU DO IN THIS GAME.
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